A Suicide Raid
Sometimes I question the world that we live in. A Facebook event entitled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop Us All", is planning on raiding Area 51 on September 20, 2019. So far over 3 million people have shown interest online of attending this stupid raid. Some people have even posted ideas such as reuniting E.T with his mother. I wish I was joking.
The perimeter of the base has guards, surveillance cameras and motion detectors. I would also bet that they have a lot of weapons. On multiple signs it states that they will shoot you if you trespass and rightfully so, as it's a highly classified US Military base!
The US Air Force issued this statement:
"(Area 51) is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces. The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets."
We will shoot your ass if you try to enter.
In January of 2019, a man was shot dead after trespassing on the Area 51 military base. That should be a warning to most. Sadly doesn't stop most, as many motels around Area 51 are already booked around the event that will take place on September 20th of 2019. Bands are even planning on heading down to Nevada and playing music as the masses are being shot down around them. What in the hell.....
I guess the only good thing that can come out of this is the business it has generated for the local economy around Area 51. Hotel reservations, souvenirs, and not to mention the local funeral parlors around. Oh, and in future news my next article will be titled, thousands die around Area 51. Look for it!